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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"

"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"

"What do you call cheese that's not yours ? Nacho cheese"

"[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"

"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"

"Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet."

"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."