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Joke of the Day

"How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine? Xero."

"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."

"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."

"Kisses make my day... But anal makes me hole weak."

"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."

"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"I had a joke about the Jonestown massacre...... But the punch line was too long."

"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"