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Joke of the Day

"Seriously, if you hacked Trump's account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET."

"Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y""... Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y"" ... Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose ""Y."""

"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."

"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"

"Q: Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."

"why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus"

"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."

"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"