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Joke of the Day

"Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain."

"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"

"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."

"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"

"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."

"Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? ."

"A guy is with a hot girl and gets a boner Girl: Is that a weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Guy: Both, it's a weapon of ass destruction."

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"I don't drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons."

"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"