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Joke of the Day

"What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."

"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"

"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."

"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."

"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"

"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""

"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."

"what's black and white and altogether catchy? Ebony and ivory."