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Joke of the Day

"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"

"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."

"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."

"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"

"My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged? I'm forum."

"There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Drive-thru 4. Fried"

"The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over."

"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."