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Joke of the Day

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"

"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."

"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."

"I've haven't made up my mind on masturbation... ...on one hand it feels good."

"Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door."

"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."

"When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white."

"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"

"I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon."