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Joke of the Day
"I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood. It's the only way I know how to exorcise."
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"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."
"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"
"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."
"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."
"The self checkout lane was probably invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"