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Joke of the Day
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
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"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"
"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"
"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."
"How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife? He was gladiator"
"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."
"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."
"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."
"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."
"I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs."