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Joke of the Day
"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."
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"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."
"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""
"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."
"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"
"My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential... Then he pushed me off the roof"
"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."
"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."
"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"