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Joke of the Day
"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."
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"I went to the store to get 6 cans of sprite... Ended up picking 7up"
"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"
"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68 Because at 69, you flip over and eat it."
"How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Rather than change it they will just sit in a corner and cry like little bitches"
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"
"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."