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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."

"A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man."

"Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever."

"Lazy assholes.. They just don't give a shit."

"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."

"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."