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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton"
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"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."
"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"
"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"
"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"
"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."
"What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen? Paranoid!"
"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"
"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."
"Did you hear about the murderer in India? he was a very sikh man"