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Joke of the Day
"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."
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"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."
"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."
"handsome when there are 3 people it is a threesome. when there are 2 people it is a twosome. thats why you're handsome."
"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."
"I'm trying to think of a good algebra joke but I cant find the right angle..."
"What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?"
"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !"
"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."