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Joke of the Day

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"

"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"

"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""

"What is a nitrate? It is much cheaper than a day rate."

"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"

"How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."

"What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait"