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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"
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"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."
"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."
"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds"
"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."
"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"
"If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America."
"I raise the bar when it comes to lowering standards."
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."