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Joke of the Day
"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"
"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."
"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."
"hello poison control. i need some poison asap, my kid is being a real piece of shit. yes i'll hold."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"I'm a really big supporter of gay marriage... Mostly because I believe one day there will be a law that will allow you to shoot gay guys. And when that day comes, it will be much easier to find them."
"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."
"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"