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Joke of the Day
"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
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"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"
"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"
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"Urine is the opposite of you're out."
"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."