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Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
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"Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now"
"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""