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Joke of the Day
"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."
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"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."
"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."
"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"
"Native Americans watch the movie 1492 backwards because they want to see a happy ending."
"A real man can feel embarrassed only two times in his life... the first time when he can't manage the second time, and the second time when he can't manage the first time."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."