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Joke of the Day
"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."
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"Ever since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse, I will need to let her back in."
"I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous."
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"
"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"
"I realized that my parents can be proud of my strict upbringing when I tripped and fell down the whole staircase shouting ""OUCH, OUCH! It hurts!""."
"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn."
"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."
"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"
"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."