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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly"

"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"

"Jesus: remember disciples, everything the light touches is god's kingdom Judas: um, isn't that from the Lion King? Jesus: *glares at Judas*"

"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."

"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"

"When is the only time a woman says something smart? When her sentence starts with ""A wise man once said"""

"So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why? Because there was a face off on the ice."