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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
Next Joke
"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it"
"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"*training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower."
"My friend thinks her husband is cheating on her. I don't have the heart to tell her he's just out chasing Pokemon."