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Joke of the Day

"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"

"My wife likes to window-shop a lot. The situation is so bad that we have more windows than walls."

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've already lost three days."

"I love whiteboards. They're remarkable."

"I'm a lot like Jesus because I like wine and I tell people what to do."

"Squirrels before girls."

"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"

"I went to the library today and asked for a book on manners. The librarian replied, ""We haven't got any, so fcuk off."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."

"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."