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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie? Because she was a quack."
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"I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns."
"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."
"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"
"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""
"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"
"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."
"If I'm guilty of anything it's that I care too much, that and murder"
"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."