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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my coffee... Tall, dark, and fantastic in the morning"
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"I was being recruited for suicide bombing... I asked the recruiter, ""what are the perks of being a suicide bomber?"" And he replied, ""well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"""
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says, ""Boy, it sure is hot in here."" The second one says, ""Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"""
"""Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?"" -chickens"
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone."
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."