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Joke of the Day

"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"

"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."

"guy who wrote the Folgers jingle never got woken up with a blowjob."

"Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing"

"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."

"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."

"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."

"Are they ""haters"" or just ""people who noticed that you're a dick""? Check again."

"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."