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Joke of the Day
"How do the Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs."
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"What did the bishop say to the priest? It's my turn."
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."
"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."
"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."
"How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Because she was a woman"