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Joke of the Day

"My friend claims he has a degree in blacksmithing... ... But everything he makes is forged."

"Boy 1: ""How did you get that bruise on your arm?"" Boy 2: ""I ate some Easter candy."" Boy 1: ""Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."" Boy 2: ""It will if it's your big brother's candy!"""

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"

"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."

"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch."

"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."

"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"

"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"