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Joke of the Day
"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"
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"Seize the day! *Sees the day, goes back to bed*"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."
"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."
"A man walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender shot him before he even made it back to the door."
"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."
"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""
"Is light a wave or a particle? Yes"