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Joke of the Day

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time Without looking like a twat"

"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."

"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"

"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"

"What's the difference between my ex and the Titanic? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people."

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."

"Living well isn't the best revenge. A crowbar to the head is the best revenge."

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."

"Perhaps Charles Manson is a selfless lover. YOU don't know."