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Joke of the Day

"I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."

"Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock? Because it won't even give you the time of day."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?"

"What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks? Incense sticks make scents."

"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."

"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"