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Joke of the Day

"I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal."

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"I spotted a machine in a store that read ""It'll do to you what you do to eggs!"" and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Beats me."

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

"Anybody know any good dirty jokes?"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"Friends are like balloons... If you stab them, they die"

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."