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Joke of the Day

"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"

"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."

"A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines."

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's."

"Guys GUYS wait! Stay awake, for God's sake stay awake because I just found out if you die on Twitter YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!"

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"What does the sun skate on? Solarblades"

"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"