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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page."

"What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook? The NecroNomNomNom!"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"

"I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."

"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."

"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."