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Joke of the Day

"The reason God began calling himself ""God"" was because the name ""Chuck Norris"" was already taken."

"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."

"I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide"

"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"

"Like a midget at a urinal.... I'm going to have to stay on my toes. Credit: Naked Gun"

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"