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Joke of the Day

"i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so i smashed their window and stole their radio"

"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."

"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"

"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."

"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"