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Joke of the Day

"Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!"

"I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines"

"Michael J Fox called me earlier but of course he had dialed the wrong number."

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."

"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."

"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."