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Joke of the Day

"FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"How do you find an obese woman's vagina in the dark? Go through the folds of fat until you smell shit, then go back one."

"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"Pete and Repeat went into a bar, Pete came out who was left?"

"""Mary had a little lamb. had."" -wolf"

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. I watched Jurassic Park tonight, stole this."