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Joke of the Day

"How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it."

"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"

"What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob"

"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."

"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."

"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."

"I'm a simple man. I just want to be rich and powerful enough to always get what I want. Nothing more."

"The only acceptable man buns... ...are the buns men are born with below the waist. #datass"

"What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive *this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*"