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Joke of the Day

"In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right."

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"

"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."

"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."

"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."

"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."