207151
Joke of the Day
"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
Next Joke
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?"
"The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated."
"What do you call a Chinese man with one foot? Taiwon Shou."
"""Naps ain't shit!"" -Comas"
"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."
"What do you use when you have dry eyes? Moist-your-eyes-er"
"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."
"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"ME: why is my son failing TEACHER: just because u gave him that name doesnt mean he'll be intelligent ME: [gasping] cover ur ears Smartboy"