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Joke of the Day

"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."

"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."

"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."

"Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching."

"Girls who are easy on the eyes are usually hard on the balls and wallet."

"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"Damn girl, you must be a moped Because I love riding you but I'd be extremely embarrassed if any of my friends saw me on you"

"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"