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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet? Because English majors have no jobs."
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"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"I've been told that I'm very condescending That means I talk down to people"
"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."
"Can someone help me, I can't remember,,, Did Sarah Jessica Parker get an Oscar for Sea Biscuit?"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He can't come anyways."
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"
"Mr. Salad asks Ms. Soup to go on a date. Ms. Soup accepts. ""What should I wear?"" Mr. Salad asks. She replies, ""It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."""
"What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show"
"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."