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Joke of the Day
"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"
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"So a neutron walks into a bar... ...And he asks the bartender ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? Free of charge"""
"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."
"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover"
"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"
"A friend of mine is really into A Tribe Called Quest... ... I'd buy him an album, but I left my wallet in El Segundo."
"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""
"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"