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Joke of the Day

"Our welcome mat is missing its L. I'd leave it that way but I'm afraid it'll look like we're bragging."

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor."

"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."

"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."

"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"

"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"

"One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."

"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."

"Those men drinking battery acid Will soon be charged"

"Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her? - Here too, my son. Here too ..."