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Joke of the Day

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

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"Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn't Google."
"""Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes"" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out"
"I work in construction... We don't have side pieces, we have back hoes"
"My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus."
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor."
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."
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