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Joke of the Day

"I work in construction... We don't have side pieces, we have back hoes"

"The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line... ...i almost shit her pants!"

"Why was Jimmy Glasscock bad at hide and seek? You could always see him coming."

"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"

"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."

"Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's."

"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"A helicopter I know was really frustrated after trying to grow his facial hair out His beard was Apache one"

"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."