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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."
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"How to capitalize on a bad situation. ON A BAD SITUATION"
"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"
"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"
"In soviet Russia..... Road crosses chicken"
"How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep? Tip him for the pizza."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out. Argon doesn't react."
"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"
"Me: I said no cookies! 4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia! Me: How'd you get amnesia? 4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played.."
"I like my women how I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke"