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Joke of the Day
"If you're a vegan who does crossfit... which do you tell people first?"
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"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."
"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"
"What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20? Autobots, roll up!"
"Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."
"I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant."
"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"
"where do they send jewish kids that have have adhd? concentration camp"