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Joke of the Day

"Anti Jokes How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."

"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."

"Two drums and cymbal fall off a cliff... buh dum, tish..."

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."