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Joke of the Day

"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."

"I made a Pokemon team based around paralyzing my opponents. I'm a firm believer that there is strength in numbers."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Give me a beer and a mop."""

"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"A dyslexic man walks in to a bra..."

"Are you single too? Don't worry, you're not alone. Actually, I guess you are."

"Favorite Old People Jokes"

"A patient said to a psychiatrist, ""I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."" The psychiatrist said, ""Sounds like you have a gilt complex."""

"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."

"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."