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Joke of the Day

"Being stuck in the"" friend zone"" is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"I think I left popcorn in the microwave too long and now it tastes funny. related: popcorn is my cat's name."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"

"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"

"Not to brag, but I was voted ""Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal"" by everyone who has ever met me."

"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"

"Everyone said I should get a kid I really don't see what all the fuss is about. All mine does is ask 'How long until I can see my parents again?'"

"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."

"Why are erectile dysfunction jokes so unfunny? They're not hard to make."