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Joke of the Day
"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."
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"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."
"Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? Because the jungle is massive!"
"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."
"Wife: He keeps his friend close so he doesn't lose him Therapist: Not a bad thing Me [yawns and a bee flies from my mouth]: Come back Alan"
"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"
"GIRL: Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend DAD: Your bf is a bald eagle? BALD EAGLE: *adjusting toupee* I'm just a regular eagle actually"
"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"