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Joke of the Day

"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."

"Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn't open."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"

"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"

"I just want a woman who has a great sense of humor about being a supermodel."

"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."

"What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world? Nothing, she's fine."

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !"

"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"